I have no idea why the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas would allow Chateau Nightclub & Gardens to book someone like Bree Olson for an appearance on Friday August 25, 2011. They need some new talent bookers ASAP. Bree’s claim to fame first came in the adult porn industry in  2007 and then hanging with Charlie Sheen where they called her a “goddess”. In fact the way Chateau Nightclub & Gardens is promoting her appearance on their flyers and posters is by saying “Bree Olson Ex-Goddess Celebrates Playboy Cover.” If she is an ex-Goddess what does that make her now? A slut?  As Bree states on her website “I have engaged in several different types of sexual acts from the sensual girl/girl scene to squirting oil out of my ass into a man’s mouth. According to the public, I am remembered best for my energetic scenes, enthusiastic attitude towards sex, my big natural titties, and my voracious appetite for anal sex.” In my opinion that is exactly the opposite of what a Goddess is. She’s more like a whore Goddess. Awesome job Chateau Nightclub & Gardens. You are truly keeping Las Vegas a classy place and spending money on paying people for appearances who don’t contribute anything to society to progress it. I can’t wait to stay at the Paris hotel. Seems like a great place if I want  to run into someone from the porn industry. Kelly Rowland will be there the next day. I have no clue how you promote such trash and such class. That’s just busted.

You might recall this photo of Taylor Swift posing with model douche galore AJ English sporting a Nazi Swastika from Katy Perry’s birthday last year.

I was sent a link to a webpage of a clothing company called Alternative Apparel and they made the Swastika supporter AJ their main campaign guy for Fall 2010.

Disgusting! FYI if he can model anyone can. All you have to do is be that skinny because he has a face and a schnoz only a mother could love.

So tonight I went out to Las Palmas in Hollywood located at 1638 N. Las Palmas Ave. after hitting up a couple other clubs. I bought three drinks from a skanky bleach blond bartender at the back bar. She gave me my receipt and it was  $40 with mandatory $8 tip added to the bill. I asked her why can’t I leave my own tip and she responded because that’s the way they do it. I asked her if there was a sign posted stating they add a mandatory 20% tip and of course she said no. She started getting bitchy. I said well can I get a managers business card. She said they don’t have any. I said I would have been more than happy to leave $5 if I can pay my own tip. She said the mandatory tip is on there because of people like you who want to leave your own tip. She then said that if I had such a big problem with it she would give me $3 dollars back from her own. I said sure. She then exploded and started telling me to leave and called security. I said you offered and now your telling me no and yelling because I’m asking you to not add an $8 mandatory tip to 3 drinks! I spoke to the manager and then she came barraling into the conversation cursing and getting all white girl ghetto loud because she knew she was wrong. She even tried to tell them to kick me out! Well bitch you are getting served. The manager apologized to me and I saw him take all the cocktail waitress girls in the back including the phsyco bitch and I think he was showing them the reciept and saying they were not allowed to add a mandatory tip and that customers are allowed to leave what they want. By the way it’s against the law! If you have been to Las Palmas and have a saved receipt and it says there is an automatic gratuity added to it send me a photo of it  HERE. I will get us all a lawyer that will fight them for fraud.

THEY ALSO DOUBLE CHARGED ME AND MADE MY BALANCE WAY HIGHER! ONLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHARGED $40 TOTAL. ALSO I DID NOT GET A BREAK DOWN RECEIPT OF MY DRINKS OR TOLD HOW MUCH THEY WERE. TWO VODKA RED BULLS AND ONE BACARDI WITH DIET COKE.

Looks like I’m going to have to take them to small claims for the fraud they are doing. SEND ME YOUR RECEIPTS!

Thanks!

Hilarious photo a fan sent in of his Christmas present. A penis apron!

Christian children on the streets of Burbank, CA pimping spreading God’s word around town instead of being kids and having a real Christmas vacation off from school. They looked so miserable standing on the streets.

One kid’s sign reads “No person is righteous” which I feel is completely hypocritical since these Chrisitians are out spreading the word of their faith to which they feel is the one right faith to follow therefore making them righteous themselves.

Religion does people some good but it’s done more bad I feel.  It separates people and  turns people against one another with different beliefs. It doesn’t bring them closer. It creates war, destruction, and death.

A funny fart video.

The title says it all! Ick! I don’t ever want to drink an avocado…. Puke.

My buddy Aaron a.k.a. AJ just took a Yellow Pages book that was on some business front door we walked by on the way to the car and ripped it in half in front of me and our other friends! It was kick ass!!! This kid is so skinny but so strong at the same time! Check it out above.

Thank you to everyone for coming out and making “A Night of Busted Comedy” a huge success!!! It was great to see everyone!! The comics rocked…. well not all of them! HAhaha! It’s all good though. Everyone had an awesome time.

Jesse McCartney loves Luenell! Check out the party photos below!!!!

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Tonight Busted Daily is hosting a Busted Night of Comedy show in Hollywood in honor of my one year anniversary on the web. Thank you for all your support!

If you are in the Hollywood area tonight please come check out the FREE comedy show I put together!! I got some of the funniest comics in Los Angeles.

The night will be Hosted by one of the movie industries sweetest hookers on the silver screen, Luenell. You might remember her from the hit film Borat!  The night also includes such great talents like Skyler Stone (Comedy Central), Selene Luna (The Cho Show), Jeff Richards (Saturday Night Live), Bret Ernst (Vince Vaughn Wild West Comedy Show), Ant (Last Comic Standing), Fortune Feimster (Logo), and Brad Schecter (The Comedy Store. ) This is a one of a kind event and we would love to have you!