I don’t write negative posts unless there is a reason and singer Seal sure gave me a reason tonight. So did his “Nazi” looking paid “friend.”

Here’s what happened. I went to the AMC movie theaters in Burbank, CA to see Shutter Island. I had a few minutes to burn before the film was going to start so I decided to get a Pinkberry  across the way to indulge in before the film. When I walked into the Pinkberry I noticed a “Nazi” looking big guy in line. He looked at me, I looked at him. I thought he was going to ask me for my number or something by the way he was looking at me. I noticed I was at the wrong end of the line. Stupid me. I wasn’t too sure which part I should have stood in. When the 2 customers left (about a minute after I entered) I placed my order. The “Nazi” looking guy had just left with his order. I decided to get a small cup of chocolate and coconut swirl. I also got a lid for it. The AMC theater once used to allow you to bring in your own food and drinks but now they have banned it. So I had to sneak in the ice cream without getting caught. I put the lid on the cup and put it in my coat jacket. It fit perfectly.

I then proceeded to go to  the movie theater and  took the escalator up. Water bottle in hand and concealed Pinkberry I proceeded to give the ticket guy my ticket. A manager standing right there said I couldn’t go in with my water. To the right of me a large black man with scars on his face was also standing there with a Pinkberry cup in his hand. It was Seal. The manager was telling him he couldn’t go in with the ice cream until he finished it. To the left of me was the “Nazi” looking scary dude with his own Pinkberry cup. Some girl who had just given the ticket guy her ticket turned around after noticing Seal and said, ” I love your music”. I thought what the hell. I’m here. I’m gulping my water bottle down so I can go into the theater I’ll ask him for a photo while I’m standing here. I proceeded to say politely, ” May I have a photo with you on my cell phone?”. Seal replies, “No. You’ve already been filming me downstairs”. The “Nazi” guy chimes in and says, “Yes, you’ve been filming us downstairs the whole time”.

I was flabbergasted. I had not been filming seal with my cell phone. I didn’t even have my little digital camera on me or my cell phone out of my pocket AND I didn’t even know Seal was even there until I got stopped from going into the theater because I had a water bottle. I replied by saying, “I did not. I didn’t even see you and if I did I wouldn’t just be filming you. You must be confusing me with someone else.” Seal replies saying, “No it was you. I saw you.” The “Nazi” guy even said the same thing. I felt as if I was in a mental ward and my mind was being fucked with. They were LYING. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing from these two people. Thankfully I was not a fan of Seal so my hear wasn’t broken. I just saw these people as two lying fuckers. I also said, “how would you know I was filming if I was because I didn’t even have my cell phone out. I’d bet everything I own that I wasn’t filming or know Seal was here”. The “Nazi” replied by saying, “It’s my job to know”. OBVIOUSLY Mr. “Nazi” guy you don’t know how to do your job for shit because I was not filming with my cell phone or had  known Seal was there. I didn’t even have my cell phone out!! I couldn’t believe what was happening to me. I couldn’t even believe Seal was a  lying douche-bag fuck.

IT WAS NOT ME! Next time you want to lie to someone make sure they don’t have a blog or know the press.

I challenge you Seal. You pay me 5 million dollars when I pass a lie detector test. I’ll even take multiple tests from multiple test takers. I put everything I am or have on the line for truth. You must have really mixed me up with someone else downstairs but I challenge you. When I pass the lie detector you pay me 5 million dollars for you being such a douche-bag and I will donate a portion to charity.

And just to make things a bit more interesting I want 5 million British Pounds!

Clear your name up Seal. Apologize and pay up for lying!