Samantha Ronson did a great DJ set last weekend at Crown Bar. Thankfully her girlfriend Lindsay wasn’t there to distract her. I think that’s why Sam rocked the house!

Thanks  to Caitlin for sending in this awesome pumpkin carving of two dogs humping. Happy Halloween everyone!!!

Ashley Greene wishes all her fans a Happy Halloween! Her and Kellan Lutz are currently in Las Vegas to host a party tonight for Halloween at Tao (The Venetian).

Dirt Nasty (Simon Rex) rapped last night at Coco de Ville’s Halloween party. He went on about how many drugs he was on and how fucked up he was. Well he sure seemed like it. He did perform well though  for being all messed up. Simon’s eyes were dark and blue. He was really fucked up. Stop with all that crap Simon. You’re better than all that!!! Take some wheat grass shots and detox!

Tyrese Gibson hung out last night at Coco de Ville’s Halloween party with Miss. Mary J  Blige. Now that’s an awesome party!!!

The green faced witch is hunky actor Jonathan Bennett from the Halloween party at Coco de Ville last night. Jonathan is dressed as Elphaba from the hit show “Wicked.”

Some guy in a ridiculous Halloween costume going to the bathroom. FUNNY!

Hottie actor Jonathan Sadowski channels blood sucking vampire Robert Pattinson at the Coco de Ville Halloween party last night.

Stunning starlet AnnaLynne McCord from “90210″ threw a huge awesome birthday bash for her sister Rachel’s 21st birthday at The Mondrian Hotel’s Sky Bar Lounge in West Hollywood. The flapper themed birthday spectacular included flapper dancers, a yummy fondue dessert fountain, mouth watering cupcakes from Famous Cupcakes, and fun flirty adult toys from Booty Parlor.

Rachel’s yummy one of a kind birthday drink “The Flirt” was served to guests all night long. The drink consisted of champagne, a shot of vodka, and some crushed raspberry juice. I think I got it right. It was delicious!

Her sisters AnnaLynne and Angel surprised her with a huge birthday gift box. Inside Rachel pulled out some beautiful studded earrings. The night was magical. Happy Birthday Rachel!

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A fan wrote in about a bad experience he had at the Joan Collins one woman show last week. His story is below.

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I am shocked. Devastated. Mortified. And many other adjectives of that nature… Where do I even begin??

On Friday, I went to Long Beach for Joan Collins’ one woman show. Like any healthy, normal gay I can’t help but worship her for her bitchiness, her glamour, and her incredible talent as an actress. Not to mention the woman looks better at 76 than any 30 year old I know…And, who doesn’t admire that!?!

When I heard about the show,  I immediately bought front row tickets and decided to do a portrait of Joan, so I could grab some photos of her with it for Odyssey Magazine and WOW report.  While the show ending up being the most entertaining hour and a half performance I’ve ever seen in my life. The two minute story Joan told the audience about how early in her career she met Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn warned her about sleazy studio heads that sleep with young actresses in exchange for movie parts, was worth the price of admission alone. Unfortunately, my evening was followed by sheer and utter tragedy…

Before the show, I set up a photo-op through Joan’s amazingly kind and cooperative publicist. As far as the portrait was concerned,  I figured it would go down the same as it did with Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, Tammy Faye, and all of the other fancy ladies I’ve given portraits to. I was certain upon presenting Queen Joan with the portrait, she would snatch it out of my hand, she would tell me she loves it, cameras would flash, and we’d be instant friends….Oh, how wrong I was!!!!

Okay… before I go any further… I have to say…Truthfully, the portrait was definitely not my best work… I was not happy with it myself… I’ve been burnt out lately on portraits, okay??? I’m kind of over doing them after 10 years… Anyway, I’m an idiot and I should have realized: “OMG it’s JOAN COLLINS!! Get it together!! “  I should have done the best portrait of my life! But,  what did I do? I smoked too much pot, I watched old episodes of Dynasty on You Tube as “research” and ending up spending only a day actually working on the portrait…. Friday night came sooner than I expected, so I finished it quickly.  I thought it looked “good enough”, so, I sprinkled some glitter on it , glued a couple tacky rhinestones around it and ran out the door.. Well, “good enough” doesn’t work for Joan Collins!!!

When I arrived at the theater, her husband Percy  and my new best friend Patty Freedman (Joan’s publicist) said the portrait was fabulous and Joan would certainly like it. I realize now, they were both just being polite….

After the show, my big moment came to hand Joan the portrait.  Well, Joan Collins took  one unimpressed glimpse and (in front of everyone backstage) she said:  “You keep it. I have so many portraits of myself..”  I instantly wanted to throw myself off the nearest cliff, but, I somehow maintained composure long enough for my much coveted photo op with the Queen herself and my shitty portrait.

- Sham