Porn star Mary Carey brought out her twins to Phoebe Price’s birthday party last night. I wouldn’t call her boobs identical. I would say they are more fraternal. I tried adjusting them a bit per her request. She let me feel them and it was weird. I’ve never felt a pair of boobs that big before. She told me how much they weighed! You won’t believe it. She was really sweet and a fun girl. She also said she’s finished making porn movies.

Mary also brought along her husband. They got married in July! I got to see some pretty awesome honeymoon photos of  them. Lets just say they were Pamela Anderson sex tape worthy.