Jason Davis showed up to a W-Hotel cocktail mixer sponsored by a magazine he is invested in and realized he wasn’t invited to his own party. He seemed a little pissed but then again I couldn’t really understand him because he was shaking and mumbling. Withdrawals? He said he lives around the corner (which explains why he looked like he just got up from his couch) and heard something was going on at the W and came to check it out.

Jason has lost a lot of weight. I think his new name should be Jason “Gumbi” Davis.